Privacy Policy

1. Let’s Get This Out of the Way: We Don’t Collect Anything

Unlike most of the internet, we’re not hoarding your data like a raccoon with a shiny object. We don’t collect your name, your browsing habits, your fingerprint, or what you ate for breakfast.

We don’t run Google Analytics, Facebook Pixel, Hotjar, or any other “totally anonymous” spy tools.

We don’t collect shit.

2. No Cookies, No Fingerprinting, No Surveillance

Most websites track you harder than a jealous ex. Not us.

• No cookies asking you to “accept” nonsense.
• No cross-site tracking.
• No browser fingerprinting.
• No profiling.
• No heatmaps.
• No analytics.
• No creepy spyware pretending to be “performance metrics.”

If it can identify you, follow you, or analyze you, we don’t use it.

3. The Only Time We See Anything Is If YOU Give It to Us

If you choose to email us, congratulations: now we know your email address. That’s it.

We don’t enrich it, cross-reference it, analyze it, or feed it into an AI model. We reply, help you, and move on with our day.

4. Payment Info

If you subscribe to SMOKE, payments are handled by a secure third-party processor. We don’t see or store your:

• Credit card
• Bank info
• Billing address

All we get is a confirmation saying: “This human paid.”

5. What We Log (Spoiler: Not Much)

Our hosting provider automatically collects basic server logs like:

• IP address • Browser type • Timestamps • Error logs

These logs are used solely for uptime, diagnostics, and security. Nobody reads them unless something breaks. We don't analyze them for behavior, trends, or marketing.

6. No Selling, Sharing, Trading, Bartering, or “Anonymizing”

We don’t:

• Sell your data • Share your data • Trade your data • Monetize your data • Upload your data anywhere • Use your data for machine learning

We’re a cybersecurity company. Selling data would make us clowns. We’re not clowns.

7. Third-Party Links

If you click links that leave our website, that’s between you and the site you landed on. We don’t control their privacy practices, and we take no responsibility for them.

8. Data Requests

If you email us asking for “all the personal data we have,” our official response will be:

“We don’t have any. But thanks for checking.”

9. Policy Changes

If anything changes, we’ll update the date at the top. Continuing to use the site means you accept the updated version. If you don’t like the changes, simply close the tab.

10. Contact

If you want to reach us regarding this Privacy Policy:

Email: invisiq@proton.me
Location: Cheyenne, WY

And yes — our email is on ProtonMail. Because security matters.